drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks


If you want to change something about yourself, whether it is your hair color, your makeup, or your nose, I support you. If you do not, then I support you in that. I urge you to do exactly what you want to do to make yourself feel beautiful. And I’m not talking about beauty according to magazine standards or Hollywood standards, but your standards.


nawsike:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG


suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt


the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

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I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny


iwishiwasakitten:

thehobbi-t:

hiddledbythebatch:

#shut uP DONOVAN #THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT #YOU AND YOUR FORESHADOWING

i’m so done with her

I say that foreseeing the future is black magic. Burn the Witch.


someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

wearelosechesters:

hullaballoons:

does anyone know what the total body count is for supernatural?

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joshuabriefandroxas:

barely-filled-in-reports:

malice-through-wonderland:

if-u-onlyknew:

patheticwhispers:

situpsandfruitcups:

secretlythepresident:

quetusabes:

stalkingradke:

Can we talk about how great Victoria secret’s new models are? 

[x]

finally!!

ARE YOU FOR REAL THIS IS REAL THIS IS A REAL THING???

THIS MADE MY MONTH

Buying them all

the fact that its not just stick figures modeling these is the reason i’m reblogging this.

Shocking!!!

Not only the models, BUT LOOK AT THE THEME OF THIS NEW LINE. I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH VS.

//This is beautiful. ouuo<33

what sticks out is how kind people are to accept all shape’s and size’s